Oafish Orange

To say that Oafish Orange is a lazy guy, would be like saying the sun is a bit warm, the ocean a tad damp, or the sky slightly vast -- aka its a gross understatement. The dude is an Olympic level napper. He’s generally exhausted despite always either just waking up from, or about to be, once again, asleep. His ability to make himself comfortable and zonk the heck out anywhere and at any time is nothing short of impressive. However, Oafish Orange tends to pick the worst times and spaces to practice his art and this can cause its own special brand of havoc. Even while he’s awake he’s got a poor attitude when it comes to getting anything done and he’s always looking for some type of shortcut, workaround, or corner he can cut. Maybe one day he’ll wake up and smell Boss Banana’s coffee, but until then he’s the guy taking forever with the cashier arguing over .34 cents.