Chil Pepper

Chil Pepper, the Chil Master General, the Chilerino, Old King Chil, Big Daddy Pepper, The One-Eye-High-Guy, the Wizard of the Weed, The Spice-Who-Make-Nice, Michael Chilangelo, The Emperor of the Herb, The Sultan of Smoke, Chil Chilly Peps, The First Dudeman of The Chilnited States of Chilmerica, Don Marijuan, The Cannabis Capsicum, The Kushbringer, Sir Chilsalot Knight of The Chil Table, The Polyphemus Of The Purp, Keeper of the Reefer, The Herld of The Haze, The Arboreal Spaceman, Chilington Steele, Chilzard, Chillzilla...

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